A lot covered in one book….
where have you been, jack douglas
what kind of things have you seen
The boy-king Ronnel Arryn and his mother Sharra Arryn, his Queen Regent, had ruled over the Kingdom of the Vale during the War of Conquest. Sharra was considered one of the most beautiful women of Westeros. When Aegon sought to conquer the Seven Kingdoms, she offered him her hand in marriage if he would declare Ronnel his heir. He refused, and in the battles that came after, Sharra stood firm. The Arryn fleet won against Targaryen ships at the Battle of Gulltown. In retaliation, Aegon sent his sister-wife Visenya. Riding Vhagar, her dragon, Visenya burned the Arryn fleet at anchor. Sharra refused to bend the knee. She amassed the strength of the Vale at the Bloody Gate, expecting an onslaught from the Targaryens. However, defeat was not in blood but in coercion: through the boy-king himself. With the army diverted from the Eyrie, Visenya flew Vhagar into the very heart of the stronghold. Sharra returned to her son sitting on Visenya’s lap, enchanted by the sight of Vhagar in the courtyard. Sharra bent the knee, and the Eyrie fell without a fight.(with Rosamund Pike as Visenya Targaryen.)
what happens if an undercover cop posing as a drug dealer deals to an undercover cop posing as a drug buyer
I read about where something similar to this happened except they were investigating prostitution and they arrested each other and like a year later ended up getting married.
I need for there to be a sterek fic of this. It would be beautiful.
#professor hottie (via drunktuesdaze)
UHM i’m going to be needing a comprehensive list of all the sections he teaches in.
Greek & Roman professor Derek Hale. Read Latin poetry to me, Dr. Hale. Talk dirty to me about the role of centuriation in land distribution and the use of sidescan sonar in Mediterranean maritime archaeology.
Dr. Hale: his reverse is just as well-preserved as his obverse if you know what I mean.
Dr. Hale: if you’re late to his class, he snarkily calls you Ulysses and finds himself secretly hilarious.
YOU GUYS STOP I’M CRYING. NO WAIT DON’T STOP EVER TELL ME MORE I LIKE CRYING.
okay but imagine what kind of affect cis people playing the roles of trans people has on trans people who are trying to figure out their identity. imagine all the trans girls who are seeing trans women being played by what the whole world is trying to tell them they are — cis men. that shit is so harmful.
we’re going to look back at events like this when we’re older and be so embarrassed it was even an issue.
"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"